How to impress a woman, Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine & Dine her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man, Show up naked & bring beer.
Hehe so true… But worth it when you have the right girl
Scientists discovered that 32 million people or 1 of every 200 in the world are descendants of Ghengis Khan… A man who truly got around.
Maintenance does help
While writing my thesis during summer 2010, McCone (from How men Drink 2) and I had to find a new flat because Gasp had to leave for Miami.
When moving in we noticed 3 other people were moving in at the same time next door, all French and here on internships. Bumping into the girl of the group (gorgeous too) the first question she asks me is.
“Ummm… would you might know where I can find some weed?”
JACKPOT!! A pretty girl that blazes…. that is a sign of a good summer to come.
It didn’t end there as the 2 guys were up for going drinking that night, as they had cousins visiting. I agreed but McCone had family errands to attend to so I had to investigate the new crew on my own.
As the contingents join forces we go to a shot bar and drink everything from Absinthe to inflamed Cointreau. After a few go outside for a smoke and chat… standing in a group and chatting to the person next to me, I suddenly feel a tug on my bet and the hear the words…
“I want your ‘bit’.”
Bit??? Assuming it meant dick, I ask one of them to confirm my suspicions and I was right…..It does mean dick.
At this point I cant either a.) Bitch out and not get laid or b.) Accept the offer and have some fun.
Being a slut at the time I emphatically chose option b.), pulling ‘Ms.Bit’ across I challenge her to kiss me…so we do…. A lot.
We decide going home together would be the most fun but the group convinces us to go clubbing with them.
Following at our own pace we opted to go into an alley for a second…assuming we wouldn’t have much time she lifts her skirt and we have a quick doggy-style session. A few people walked past but in Barcelona you see stuff like that all the time so nobody really gave a shit.
Eventually we have to move on as our crew started shouting our names but as the night wore on we realized it was best to just go back to the bar for more shots.
The crew was really cool and the girl was having a good time 😉 but we soon called it a night. I didn’t get to take ‘Ms.Bit’ back to the house because her cousins wanted the family to stick together and so I went to sleep.
In the morning I wake up to find a note under my front door and it read:
“Randy, You are magic!”
Hehe…. That’s what she said.